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Dear TeenScene…Letters to the Editor, Volume 2

Posted on June 22nd, 2012 by Mickie.
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The response to our last round of Dear TeenScene letters was amazing! Keep your questions coming! Have an issue? Need a tissue? Got a gripe? Need to know the hype? Shoot me an e-mail at

Here are this week’s letters…

Dear TeenScene,

I’m a fluffy unicorn! (SOOO FLUFFY!!) It really-really-really makes me happy to be a fluffy little unicorn! And I can’t believe that Unicorns are in the lead…well yes  I can because we are so wonderful, but you know what? I’m not golden, that’s a lie JK Rowling is perpetuating for her own gain. But, I digress.  The reason I’m writing to you is because I don’t have thumbs.  I know right? So would it be ok if someone reads to me and I count that time to get a prize?  I really-really-really love prizes! But, I don’t have thumbs. (You know, to turn pages with…)

Thanks for your consideration,
The super fluffy, but not really golden unicorn (without thumbs)

Dear SF,bnRGU(wt),

Wow…no thumbs. What a bummer, but that’s ok you still have those golden hooves–am I right? And lots of people don’t have thumbs and they are still super-duper! No kidding, like Scooby Doo and Garfield…no thumbs and all awesome! And you can TOTALLY have someone read to you and count those hours. Or you can come into a teen program or volunteer and count those hours toward a prize. No thumbs needed, n’kay?

Mickie the Librarian

Dear TeenScene,

I’d love to get more books for the summer reading program, but they are so heavy my arm keeps falling off? Any suggestions on how to carry a lot of books?

Zeke the Zombie

Dear Zeke,
Here is what you do. Buy a Wiener dog minion and hitch it up to a tiny cart that you can carry your books in! Oh…wait…my phone is ringing…..Hello?….uh-huh…oh, no I didn’t realize….ok sure….bye! RIGHT! That was the Wiener Dog defamation league and apparently hitching them to carts is demeaning and frowned upon so strike that last suggestion. Ok, welllll how about you get yourself a book bag–do you still have shoulders?

Mickie the Librarian

Dear TeenScene,

Please publish this letter–I’m team human and I was in the teen room the other day and there was this SUPER HAWT guy but I was too shy say anything so I just stood there awkwardly with my mouth open. He said hi and and I ran away…knocking the Seventeen magazines everywhere. I’m clumsy and clueless…he was handsome and sparkly…a real old soul and I just know I’ll die if I don’t meet him.

I just met you and maybe this is crazy

Bella….stop writing in. I haven’t seen him and I don’t know where to find him.  Don’t you have a movie to promote? elsewhere? Far away from here? Geesh.

All right Who Will Own the Night fans…till next time! DFTBA! See you at the library!



Comment on June 25th, 2012.

These letters are so funny! I seriously can’t help but laugh every time I read them.


Comment on June 26th, 2012.

We try to meet our patrons needs, whatever they are! Thanks for reading! ;)

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